Man Utd starlet Omari Forson & an inspired hat-trick that hints at future greatness

It’s July 2004. Greece have just lifted the European Championship, Lola’s Theme by The Shapeshifters sits proudly at the top of the UK charts and Manchester United’s future creative lynchpin is born in Hammersmith.

Omari Forson isn’t a name on the tips of United tongues worldwide. Yet. But that could all be set to change after Erik ten Hag has given the teenager a first Premier League start for the Red Devils.

Last season’s hat-trick in an under-21 match against Everton should be enough to make Stretford End regulars decide on the terrace chant that will serenade his rise to greatness.

Hat-tricks don’t share many similarities with tapas, but variety can elevate both practices into the god-tier zone. Happily, those at Leigh Sports Village last week were treated to a smorgasbord of soccer excellence thanks to Forson.

United’s youngsters were already leading 1-0 when the 18-year-old cut inside, leaving his opponent contemplating self-banishment to Uzbekistan, before drilling his low shot past the despairing goalkeeper.

His second was spectacular; with Everton tentatively threatening a comeback, Forson seemed to stumble over a raking long pass, with the sighs of his team-mates already brewing at the inevitable dispossession.

They reckoned without Forson’s nimble footwork and unerring eye for goal. Five seconds later, the United midfielder had turned an Everton defender inside out like an old pair of jeans before lashing his shot into the top corner.

To unseasoned observers, the penalty that completed Forson’s hat-trick was the least eye-catching of the lot. And they may have a point.

But the unerring way Forson converted it – sending the keeper the wrong way like prime Ruud van Nistelrooy – hints at future greatness.

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